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Crazy Foooool!

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on February 5, 2008 by clarkykestrel

Hello ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls and Babb. Hope all is well with you all. I couldn’t think of a good title so I picked something that describes my current attitude. Some of you, such as Josh, shall be able to picture me saying this as I do so well.

The reason for my weird mood is unknown. Maybe it’s something to do with this weird thing called “being happy” that I am told you can experience. I know some of you aren’t her biggest fans, but I am very happy with Laura. I some of you won’t be very fond of her because of stuff I have previously written in this blog and also due to the fact that you are awesome friends and are looking out for me. I should really stop talking about Laura in my blog, as Josh frequently reminds me I talk about her much more and that Tag Cloud over there –> will consume the world.

Right on to talking about other comings and goings in the life of The Rambling Grumpy Adolescent. Tomorrow I am going to see 30 Seconds To Mars. I haven’t been to a gig in bloody ages now so it will be nice to get back into the swing of things. Get myself prepared for Enter Shikari on the 24th. Good times will be had. I am not liking the fact that the 24th happens to be the last day of half-term and I am going to have to drag my arse into college when I am surely going to be a bit beaten and bruised.

I had an interesting phone call from Babb the other day. The gist of the conversation was that he gave me a number to ring and then I go to this persons house on Thursday with him, when I am at this house I will spend the evening drinking beer and I get paid £40 for it. Ah market research, it’s a tough job but someone has to do it.

Right I believe I have rambled on sufficient amounts now. Just one thing left to say… 3 day weekend WOOT!

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"I’m so cripplingly alone, LMAO!!!1!"

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , , , , on January 24, 2008 by clarkykestrel

Firstly I must start by saying that the title of this post does not represent my feelings at all, it’s just a funny statement derived between me and the wonderful Mr Skipper. The red squiggly line informs me that “cripplingly” isn’t actually a real word, who knew.

I haven’t been in to the whole blogging thing as much lately which has lead to some rather naff posts as of late. I am hoping I can redeem myself and bring this blog up to manic depressive-humorous standards. Right now is the part I commence with talking about the occurrences in the life of Clarky…

Exams are over, huzzah! Coursework commences, balls! I am already lagging behind on my coursework and I have only had most of it a week, I feel so proud. The computing coursework is rather interesting, the business coursework is rather not. My 18th came and went marvelously, seems ages ago now. Went out and got rather drunk to commemorate the event, was coping rather well till Max made me down a double shot of absinthe. I remember shortly after drinking that going down Staines High Street head-banging to Creeping Death by Metallica. Good times were had by all.

Oh yer btw, WTF has happened to you guys. Today was the first time I have had break with you lot in ages and the group seems to have disbanded in my absence. Matt and Sara are MIA, (although I got an explanation for that from her blog) Ben is randomly running up Egham High Street joining in attacks on me from Tom Rush and Maxwell hangs around with the “Wankers”. (admittedly he wasn’t today) It’s all gone to pot, get it sorted people.

Now on to some more shocking news that is going to probably surprise some of my more devoted readers, this will probably even come as a shock to any random unknowns that have read my previous posts. Despite all my Rambling about her, I am back together with Laura. To be honest it seems shocking to me as well and I am the one that is going out with her. I know some of you are going to be against it and that is what makes you awesome friends because I know you are only looking out for me, I am however going to go ahead with this and see what happens.

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Bah, Sherbet Lemons

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on December 23, 2007 by clarkykestrel

Christmas is fast approaching, tomorrow will be Christmas Eve, I suppose I really should start my Christmas shopping. Today is the first day I haven’t seen my friends this holiday, unless you count Matt (Browne) this morning in Sainsburys who looked like he was ready to just walk out of his job, and I am so bored already.

For yet another year one of those twats off X Factor got the Christmas No.1, it makes me feel stupid for not realising at a much younger age then I did that the success of something in the chart has absolutely fuck all to do with had good a song it is. This leads me nicely on to something I realised today, out of all the Christmas songs there are that get played to death at this time of the year there is only one that is remotely accurate. Christmas isn’t about sleighs, or fat jolly men climbing down the chimney and when was the last time it actually snowed at Christmas. In my opinion the song that best represents Christmas in my opinion (“IMO” – For Josh) is “Fairytale of New York” by the Pogues. You may ask why I think this best represents Christmas and basically it’s because it is about people being drunk and arguing with each other, and isn’t that truly what Christmas is all about.

I had a bloody good time last night at Matt (Cousins this time) & Lily’s party. The theme of the party was “Music” and as Matt put it best you could “come as your hero! or maybe a drum?” There were some awesome costumes including all 4 members of Kiss, Slash, Freddy Mercury, The Ghost of Pavarotti and a very memorable Peter Browne as Britney Spears. I really hope some one got a picture of Peter. I am not entirely sure wether I made a prat out of myself or I was just more outgoing then usual. Oh well a thoroughly awesome time was had so I don’t care either way.

Well I wish you all a Shitty Christmas and a Crappy New Year. But seriously I hope you all have a good time and as it is the season of giving I will post links to some of my friends blogs like I have been meaning to for a while. (Probably going to be quite pointless because you lot are pretty much the only people that read this.)

Josh – Josh Anderson’s Weblog

Matt (Browne) – Hotstuph’s Weblog

Ben – The Video Games ate My Baby!

Oli – Teenage Politics

Sara – Inside an Abused Mind

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I Return

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on December 11, 2007 by clarkykestrel

As Sara & Josh have been pointing out to me, I have gone a while without posting a blog. This has made me realise that there are people out there that are enjoying reading my rants.

Well since my last post I have been moved into my new business class which now replaces my lunch break. The initial anger has subsided but I must say that fact that I don’t get to spend my breaks with my incredibly awesome mates any more does suck rather large balls. The time that was previously reserved for them is now spent with the foul creature know as Sue Haynes and some of the scum of the Strodes’ Society.

I appear to have got over this though and jubilant times have ensued. I even believe myself to be over Laura, yes about fucking time I know, but I have moved on although it would seem not for the better. My friend Iffi thought he would be helpful and set me up with one of his mates. Jolly nice of him I thought, then I find out this friend is a weirdo and a moron to boot. She genuinely thinks that people with green eyes can’t see dogs and that I have green eyes and the only reason I can describe what a dog looks like is because I have seen them in pictures. Anyway I am not really enjoying her company to be quite honest yet she seems ever so slightly infatuated with me.

Unfortunately this isn’t the only girl trouble I am currently experiencing. I met up with an old friend of mine at a party on Saturday (I truly awesome party may I add) and all was going well till she wouldn’t stop telling me she loved me which wierded me out a bit. Then upon our journey home in the middle of Chertsey at 1 o’clock in the morning she tried to remove my shirt while saying “Clarky, I want to fuck you” Now many people may be thrilled to here this but I am not like most people. This just kind of freaked me out coming from an old friend. I defused the situation then went to get a lift post haste.

The reason that I am in such a good mood lately can be blamed upon one thing and one thing only, my friends. I have always known how much my friends mean to me but in recent weeks I have realised that I mean more to them then I previously thought. I am not saying I didn’t think they truly liked me or cared for me but I have come to realise that I am loved and missed when I am not around. I was away from college for one day and when I came back I had people asking me where I had been for ages and asking why they haven’t seen me around in a while. Now this made me feel very loved and I am ever so grateful for the awesome friends I have both new and old. This has for some reason increased my drive, energy levels and confidence. All good in my book and I am using them at every opportunity.

So to sum up;

Girls are still confusing,

College is still stressful,

Mum’s still a pain,

Life isn’t a bitch though,

Because I have some fucking awesome friends to live it with.

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The Beginning of the End

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , on November 4, 2007 by clarkykestrel

For those of you that don’t know me I am Michael Clark, I go by many aliases, more then I care to list. The chances are that if you are looking at this blog you already know me and don’t give a shit what other nicknames I go by because you have already picked whatever name I shall be forever know by to you.

Well I am starting this blog in the vain hope that it will help me deal with shit in my life. I got the idea for writing this blog from a good friend of mine. He will probably be the only one that reads this and it is even more likely he will be the only one that will find this a worth while read.

You see me and my friend have a telepathic link of sorts, it is rather scary at times but also quite calming. We share the same ideals and can tell what each other is thinking just by a sideways glance. We can tell when something is bothering the other one almost like a sixth sense. Unfortunately for both me and him though, he gets to use this extra sensory perception far more then he should while I thankfully get to use minimally.

He is the one link remaining to my sanity. This blog is dedicated to you Josh.





















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