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Post Writing Lag

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , , on February 21, 2008 by clarkykestrel

The frequencies of my posts lately has been quite poor. I blame this on two things; firstly I find my self being engaged in more social events and I am therefore in front of my computer killing time less, secondly I blame this on the fact I haven’t got much to ramble and complain about. Damn my hide to Hell for being happy!

Due to the fact I have been writing less I have missed out on writing some humorous stories in blog form. One such story being that I got a new phone and my mum saying to me “You better not lose this in the next 2 weeks or something” and me replying “I won’t, I have never lost a phone before”. Then 6 days passed and I went to see 30 Seconds To Mars and sometime between the beginning of 30STM’s first song and then end of it I had managed to lose it already. Sods law at work again. I must take this moment though to commend Vodafone on their excellent customer service and by 18:00 the next day I had a replacement phone and sim card.

The key factor in me writing less frequently would be Laura. I find myself spending a lot of my time with her. She seems to come around mine at least twice a week and we see each other more when we can. At the moment I am very happy with her and I hope it stays that way for a long time to come. On Monday I went with her to get her tattoo which actually annoyed me because she beat me to getting one. *throws a sulk* She had a vine of ivy done around her wrist and while I was there the guy told me if I come in with a picture of what I want my tattoo to look like he will knock up a design. So hopefully will be doing that shortly. Me and laura have been back together a month already and a great month it has been. I do realise most of my readers that I know of truly don’t give a shit about affairs of the heart so I shall stop that now. Anyway any complaints about the rareness of my posts can be forwarded to: Laura Glennon.

Right now I have to think of something to write about Josh so his name in the tag cloud isn’t going to lose out to Laura’s. Ah got something, my plans for tomorrow are to go around Josh’s house and watch the 3rd episode of lost Season 3. Friday I am spending the evening with Laura as it’s one month on and all that, Sunday I am going to see Enter Shikari which is going to be crazy, I am probably going to be a bit battered on Monday. Saturday is reserved for all the coursework I have procrastinated doing thus far.

Sods Law Magnet

Posted in Uncategorized with tags , on November 5, 2007 by clarkykestrel

I have often heard using the phrase “Sods Law”. It has been a phrase that I remember being used for most of my life. As my friends will tell you, often in my paranoid ramblings I rant about how my life some how invokes Sods Law at every turn. Today was no exception from this…

Having started this blog just yesterday to help me deal with the shit that may arise in my life, a huge fucking turd drops from the heavens on top of me. It didn’t take long for this blog to get tested on whether it helps me to deal with stuff, so far it seems to be going well.
Today started off as any other cold, gray, Monday morning with me having to drag my arse to the station to get to college for an early morning business lesson that sends me right back to sleep. Today however it was worse then usual. This was due to the fact that my girlfriend Laura, who I sit next to in business, had dropped the bombshell on me that after the lesson “We need to talk”. When you hear that phrase, you just know stuff is about to go bad.

Quite ironic that she said “We need to talk” considering how very little talking she actually did, she let me decipher her side of the conversation from a series of eye movements. Anyway long story short we broke up. When asking why she wanted to break up with me I got the longest sentence she contributed that whole conversation – “I don’t know”
Now I am no expert on the female mind, far from it, but I am pretty sure you know why you are doing something like that. I am now left to assume the worst. The worst in my case is that she has left me for some 20 year old guy she met a couple of weeks ago when he started flirting with her at a party and has been texting non-stop since.

It’s not like I have been going out with her a long time but it’s rare I find a girl I can get along with. I have never met a girl that I felt had a personality I could truly connect with on a romantic level. I am not saying I haven’t had girls that I like in a way more then friends, I have just never felt that this could be someone that I have a serious relationship with and can not necessarily see an end in sight. That was till I met Laura.

Several of my friends and even people I wasn’t so friendly with warned me that dating Laura was not the best idea. Most of them used the term “she’s weird”. This didn’t really bother me however as I am rather weird myself. In fact if anything it intrigued me more. Now the shit has hit the fan I am expecting to
hear many comments along the lines of “I told you so”

Oh how I can’t wait.

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